Seriously LB? Seriously?!

So, I'm flicking through sites doing some shopping, and since I have a $20 off coupon for Lane Bryant, I figure I'll wander on over to their site. Click on New Items, see what is to be seen.
Jebus forking cripes.
Who the hell designs these clothes? Who? All I can tell for sure about them is that, clearly, they hate fat women with a passion. Possibly all women.
The evidence:

Knickers. It's a pair of goddamn knickers.
Seriously. For fall. WTF?
High waisted, straps on the hems, knickers.
But that's not all, oh no. No no no.

 

Jodhpur. Leggings.
Yes, you can get the ruffly shirt too.
Because nothing looks better on a fat chick than high waisted, super tight, skin color leggings?
With inner thigh pads?
Smell the hatred, ladies.
Tally effing ho!

In case the horsey life isn't for you, you can always decide that you have just been waiting for the Stevie Nicks look alike contest.
Or, you know, you had a table runner you decided to throw around your waist when someone was knocking at the door and caught you pantsless.
I would love to see this baby in a house full of cats.

This is a vest that would flatter no one. Not even a really small woman. It's.. shapeless and covers too much and has no real shape. What shape it might have is masked by the plaid pattern. It's just. Ugh. Ugh.

Whaaaaaa? When did we go from white privilege horsie/hippie tweedy awful to.. to this?
Shapeless polyester disco queen. With a belt around what will be on most wearers the widest part of the body.
And I don't even wanna think of the view you'll get into those arms when you raise your hands.
This is just.. just.. gah.

I hate this with the fire of a thousand burning suns.
Muddy horrid ugly mess with absolutely nothing going for it.
Why? Why? WHY!?!??!?!